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You know you're obssessed with Odyssey 5 when...

 1. Every website on your favorite list is related Odyssey 5 in some way, shape, or form.

2. You sit in biology class looking at the insect section looking at what kind of insect might be night on the testing after ants worked so well in "Symbiosis."

3. Your friend says "oh man, I cant believe it's Friday," and you reply, "yeah, I don't think I could have gone another day without Special Unit 2." Only to get a strange look from said friend.

4. You join a class in school that critiques movies and television just to have an excuse to watch Odyssey 5.

5. You make a special folder for your filing cabinet just to have a place for all the things you printed off the computer and internet about Odyssey 5.

6. Your folder couldn't hold everything so you went with a 3 inch binder just to be safe.

7. Your room, fridge, cubicle, locker, or whatever is covered in pics of any of the cast of Odyssey 5.

8. Your friend asks you what the last episode was about and you give the dialogue verbatim.

9. Your friend ask you what Odyssey 5 is about and you give Peter Weller's opening narration.

10. Your friends and family think your insane when you keep poking them with a needle to see if they bleed white soup.

11. Your friends and family think youre insane when the sink drips, and you just stare at the water as it drops wondering if it will calm the stress after the day you just had.

12. Your friends and family think your insane when you tell them towel baths are more ecologically friendly.

13. Your friends and family think your insane when you tell them towel baths are not just ecologically friendly but they are in preparation for astronaut training

14. Your friends and family think your insane when you won't go anywhere near a building with the letter l, d or u in it, with the number 7 in the address number.

15.You spend all of Trigonometry, calculating quantum dynamics.

16. You spend all of Trigonometry, wondering how the Twin-ternet actually works.

17. You stay awake at night thinking of plots for your Odyssey 5 fan fic.

18. Everytime the main title sequence starts to talk along with Peter Weller's narration.

19. You actually put the opening narration on your answering machine.

20. You have tapes of every episode and you know all the dialogue by heart.

21. You would pay money for those episodes.

22. You pause the VCR on the parts where Christopher Gorham or Sebastian Roche have their shirts off.

23.  You pause the VCR on the parts where Leslie Silva or Tamara Craig Thomas smile and or look especially beautiful.

24. You check all the warehouses in your city or town to see if it contains a synthetics lab.

25. You have a cell phone with you, just so you can play with the synthetics shutting them off on a whim..

26.  You keep checking your cell phone for strange symbols hoping you found another believer.

27. You buy your significant other boxers with hearts on them.

28. You spend all night searching the NASA website hoping to find a door into Special Projects Division.

29. You look through all the magazines at the newsstand to find something about Odyssey 5.

30. When you dont find anything in the aforementioned magazines your write nasty letters, e-mails to them.

31. You watch Leviathon hoping it may have some answers regarding what destroys the earth in 5 years.

32. You watch RoboCop and accidentally forget that its not Odyssey 5 and wonder how Chuck became a synthetic again

33. You watch Popular and forget that its not Odyssey 5. So you sit there and wonder if Neil went undercover at a rival high school to track down someone who may have been in contact with a sentient.

34. You spend all of chemistry and physics class thinking of stranglets and how they could destroy the earth.

35. You spend all day thinking of what Kurt is really up to..

36. You spend all day thinking of how get in touch with Phaedra and Harry...

37. You watch the NASA channel hoping you'll catch the ISS or seeing your favorite astronaut in space.

38. You watch The Weather Channel hoping to catch any sort of weird weather.

39. You watch The Weather Channel hoping to catch the "Workout Weatherman."

40. You spend all day thinking of new Sentients that could be appear in the show.

41. You spend all day thinking of merchandise you would like to see and buy relating to Odyssey 5.

42. You spend all day designing and writing descriptions of merchandise, maybe they'll see your stuff and hire ya

43. You give serious thought to moving to Houston..

44.. You look up Peter Weller, Sebastian Roche, Leslie Silva, et al. on Imdb.com to make sure you have seen each work they have done...

45. You spend all day looking for a Sentient...

46. You try to see how many times you can quote Odyssey 5 in one conversation.

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